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- Carefully matching the colour temperatures in my compact florescent bulbs. Damn you, 6500k! Bluuuuuuuuue. Not want.
- @CampbellGord @minormogul well... He was kind of strange to begin with...
- OH GOD TURN OFF THE NEIL DIAMOND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY @MinorMogul
- @boasas I included a BOASAS cartoon at the end of a 4th-year philosophy essay, and came in top of my class. COINCIDENCE? Not at all.
- @abc4 Very Zen.
- Can any animal stand up, stretch, and fall back over quite as well as a cat?
- @Nat_Mich Awesome! There's certainly the subject matter both big ("deadly cellphone radiation") & small ("made with SCIENCE ingredients!")
Comedy
They say that “comedy is tragedy + time,” and I tried that out this morning by sleeping in by 10 extra minutes! And missing my bus! TRAGEDY!
So I added time. And got comedy! Because the ten-minutes-later bus is way better. Much emptier. Not having to play “hello, thigh of a stranger” in the morning makes me decidedly happier. I’m not sure if it’s HBO Comedy Special levels of hilarity, but I’ll take it.
I still ended up on campus before 8:30, so I was technically still on time. For those of you (you early-bird jerks) who say “What? Getting into work before 9:30 a.m. on a regular basis?” I say “Yes. Shut up.” I’m turning over a new leaf! A very sleepy, caffeinated leaf. A leaf that will CUT YOU if you try and talk to it before 11:00 a.m.
Yeah, nature is mean.