Me: (doing vain little twirl) Well?
Him: It looks very nice.
Me: Thank you.
Him: I don't think you could wear it to work, though.
Me: Why not?
Him: Isn't there some rule about how many inches of cleavage are appropriate for the workplace?
Me: Yes, 1.5".
Him: I can see more than 1.5" of cleavage...
Me: No, you can't. Because I don't have cleavage. I have breastbone.
Him: I'm pretty sure that's against the rules too.
Me: Damn.