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stephen harper
Wed, 09/10/2008 - 07:46
This great new ad that's floating around with Stephen Harper talking about being a father really cracks me up. Wait, he loves his kids? WOW. I know it's surprising, but as Sting so wisely pointed out, even Russians love their children too.
So, to mark the lamest most panderingest ad so far in Election '08, I call for a campaign slogan contest!
Here are my entries:
- Stephen Harper: doesn't hate his kids after all!
- Stephen Harper: We know he's human, because even he has children!
- Stephen Harper: his sperm are motile!
- Stephen Harper: Somehow finds time to talk to his kids, unlike the rest of you lazy slobs.
- Stephen Harper: more than just a firm handshake - also, music lessons.
- Stephen Harper: The Daddy that Canada needs. Because we've been sneaking out with that unsavory Dion fellow and it has to stop, young lady.
- Stephen Harper: Reproductively successful.
- Stephen Harper: He may break promises to the country, but he is an adequate parent!
Er, ok, I'm all out.
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I love the "vox pops" ad for Stephen Harper, especially when the woman at the playground with her kids says, "I like the idea that he's a father with young children." Yes, I like that idea. Let's go with that. But how young, 2, 3? What will play in Poughkeepsie? At any rate, we'll run it by the boys in the script department, see what they come up with.
I'll bet that they whisked his kids off into protective custody and replaced them with kids from that Disney Cute Children Factory that they're hiding deep in the Ozarks. They come out exactly six years old, and magically disintegrate on their eleventh birthdays. (Adorably missing front tooth costs you extra.) The imaging people took one look at him and said "Get me two raggamuffin urchins, STAT."
Stephen Harper: Producer of fine children of the Reich?
oh my, I could be so so slagged for that if I clicked post... whoops. I'll delete the above before I do.
I checked out his wiki after giggling at all the US rightist folk babbling on about Sarah Palin being some sort of superwoman (trying to hide her speaking in tongues church). Wow. He's right up there in Theo-Con central.
Hey, did you know Stephen Harper is a giant douche?
He totally is.
I mean, the guy wears sweater-vests in commercials.
SWEATER-VESTS!
Stephen Harper: His wife isn't barren!
Stephen Harper: Hugging his children since September '08!
Stephen Harper: He's plugged his wife! Twice!
Stephen Harper: His piano playing is middling to moderate!
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