Me: Holy carp, batman. It will cost us $2000 to fly out west for Christmas, and another $1000 to stop in Saskatoon to visit your parents.
Him: Wow.
Me: Yeah.
Him: Well, at least try and pick a non-bankrupt airline, would you?

In other news, I had SEVEN HOURS OF NAPS this weekend. That is an excessive amount of napping. I just couldn't keep my eyes open. It was crazy. Also, there was lots of rain. The cat became very damp, and I spritzed down the finches* to allow all the household animals to get into the feeling of fall.

I have nothing to report, really, except that I am awake, and will hopefully stay that way for at least another hour. Or two.

* You use a plant-mister. They love it, and in my opinion there is nothing more adorable than damp birds fluffing up their feathers and giving me nasty looks.