Damian recently reminded me of the two funniest things ever written on the Internets. So I thought I'd share them for those of the new Internet generation who either a) didn't seen them the first time around b) have seen them, but need a good laugh.

• I has a sweet potato.
• Neighbourhood Hazard or, Why The Cops Won't Patrol Brice Street.

Both of these stories brought tears to my eyes and made my stomach hurt because I was laughing so hard. Go forth, internets, and enjoy.